You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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