What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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