as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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