We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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