your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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