Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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