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I am puke
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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