remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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