Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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