have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
