After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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