brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
D3 body, D1 cock
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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