You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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