I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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