please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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