found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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