come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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