fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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