no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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