exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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