How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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