oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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