Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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