My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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