Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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