my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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