conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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