you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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