Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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