I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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