im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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