His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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