Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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