No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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