so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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