Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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