How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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