I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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