My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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