This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the day after is always just damage control
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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