She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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