some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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