I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I got inside last night via doggy door
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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