so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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