What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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