he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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