Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
