shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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