I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Green mimosas i think yes
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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