bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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