how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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