He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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