You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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