How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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