so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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