It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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