It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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