"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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